I finish preparing the meal and I call the family in to eat.
This is what I see on the dining room floor:
|That's the now-shredded paper towel on the left and Squirm the Worm on the right.|
This is what I see in the dining room door:
|That's half of Walker's face at the top and half of Maggie's face at the bottom.|
Neither is forthcoming with the facts.
I believe him.
Now for the other two . . .